I am a dork

I think I may be the only female on the planet who has not read Breaking Dawn. I've heard that it is the best one in the series. And I probably should just go out and buy it. But once I start reading, I won't be able to stop. Which is a very bad thing because nothing gets done when I am on a non-stop reading binge. Maybe when my kids start school and aren't home destroying the house. On a side note, my sister called me a dork because I was talking to her on the phone and spontaneously re-wrote the lyrics to a popular, yet controversial song. It goes a little something like this (this one's for you Chan!): "I ate a pea and I liked it. The sweet, soft and gushy green-ness. I ate a pea just to try it. I know my mommy won't mind it. It felt so wrong it felt so right, I'm sure I'll throw it up tonight. I ate a pea and I liked it. I liked it." I was inspired by Lily's first attempt at trying "real" food. I know, I know. Don't quit my day job.